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		<title>Downright Bizarre: Conker’s Bad Fur Day &#8211; Not Your Everyday Family Game.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Conker was originally conceived to be sweet, charming, and family-friendly. However, after an early build received criticism for being “too cute,” the developer retooled the game in defiance for an adult audience. Since the game packaging still paraded rather adorable looking creatures on the cover, Nintendo was quick to make sure that no parents accidently [&#8230;]</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">Conker</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> was originally conceived to be sweet, charming, and family-friendly. However, after an early build received criticism for being “too cute,” the developer retooled the game in defiance for an adult audience. Since the game packaging still paraded rather adorable looking creatures on the cover, Nintendo was quick to make sure that no parents accidently purchased the game for their child. They clearly stamped “ADVISORY: THIS GAME IS NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER AGE 17” on the front of the box, where not even a blind man could miss it.</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"><br />
</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"><br />
</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">The game opens with a very small red squirrel, adorned with a shiny crown, tilted to one side, sitting atop a very large plush throne. He proceeds to tell the tale of how, in a single day, he unwittingly became the king.</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"><br />
</span><span style="font-weight: 400;"><br />
</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">The story begins with </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">Conker</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> at </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Cock and Plucker</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> pub where he is on the phone misleading his love interest, Berri, about his whereabouts. He is partying it up with his pals, all of whom agree that Conker’s relationship with Berri will “end in tears!”</span></p>
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</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">After consuming a few too many drinks, </span><i><span style="font-weight: 400;">Conker</span></i><span style="font-weight: 400;"> stumbles into the road. His eyesight hindered by binge drinking in combination with the torrential downpour lead Conker to misread the road sign and stumble in the direction of ‘Nasty Street,’ where he promptly passes out.</span></p>
<p>Check out more of these in Michael Thomasson’s Book Downright Bizarre Games book available at <a href="http://gooddealgames.com/Downright%20Bizarre%20Games.html">Good Deal Games</a> and make sure to sign up to get Old School Gamer Magazine <a href="https://www.oldschoolgamermagazine.com/subscribe/">for free by clicking here!</a></p>
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		<title>Downright Bizarre: Atari wants you to blow chunks (1994) from Downright Bizarre Games</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 19:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Atari gives potential customers a warning that if they play the Jaguar, it will make their brain burn and the 3-D graphics are real enough to make them “blow chunks.” Atari, promoting negative side- effects such as regurgitation is usually not a good selling point. The home of PONG didn’t get the message, as it [&#8230;]</p>
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<p>Atari gives potential customers a warning that if they play the Jaguar, it will make their brain burn and the 3-D graphics are real enough to make them “blow chunks.” Atari, promoting negative side- effects such as regurgitation is usually not a good selling point.</p>
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<p>The video from the camera tilts and rolls in a dizzying and jostling manner and questions, “how do those beastly graphics and intricate moves that only come from 64 bits of mega-power feel?” Apparently not so well in lil’ Benjamin’s stomach, as he heaves directly into the camera’s view, leaving half digested food and digestive juices slowly trudging down the viewer’s television. Yuck!</p>
<p>Check out more of these in Michael Thomasson&#8217;s Book Downright Bizarre Games book available at <a href="http://gooddealgames.com/Downright%20Bizarre%20Games.html">Good Deal Games</a> and make sure to sign up to get Old School Gamer Magazine <a href="https://www.oldschoolgamermagazine.com/subscribe/">for free by clicking here!</a></p>
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