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            Arcade’s Greatest Hits: The Stern                                   Man, Kozmik Krooz’r, Solar Fox, Omega
            Collection.  In an ideal world, this                                Race, and, if they were willing to shell
            lovely selection of classic arcade emu-                             out the dough for the rights, Tron, Discs
            lations would include Berzerk and                                   of Tron, and Journey?  It’d be total
            Frenzy (complete with speech synthe-                                bliss…but I’m not holding my breath.
            sis), Bagman (and maybe Super Bag-
            man too), Turtles, Tutankham, Ami-
            dar, and Strategy X.  Since Berzerk is                              The Taito Treasury.  Taito is responsi-
            the cretaceous crustacean forebear of                               ble for so many incredibly memorable
            such 3-D maze shooters as Doom and                                  games that it hurts to think that they
            Duke Nukem, it is long overdue that                                 haven’t been re-released.  Who among
            recognition.                                                        us wouldn’t shell out a few dead presi-
                                                                                dents for such classics as Qix, Phoenix,
                                                                                Jungle Hunt, Elevator Action, Stratovox,
            Nichibutsu Arcade Hits.  This little-                               Front Line, Colony 7, Arkanoid, Zoo
            known manufacturer turned out some                                  Keeper, and – lest we forget where
            great stuff!  Everyone remembers                                    Bally/Midway licensed it from – the origi-
            Crazy Climber, Seicross, and Moon                                   nal Space Invaders?
            Cresta, don’t they?  Or the obscure            Amidar
            sequel Crazy Climber II?
                                                                                        Excavating Exidy.  A collection of
                                                                                  Exidy classics, including Mouse Trap,
            Universal Arcade Hits.  Universal                                     Pepper II, Starfire, Venture, and Targ.
            unleashed some of the funkiest and
            most fun games to hit the arcades in
            the early 1980’s.  A Universal collec-                                Sega Classics.  Probably limited only
            tion would probably include Mr. Do,                                   to the Dreamcast, this compilation
            Mr. Do’s Castle and Do Run Run!                                       would unearth long-lost favorites such
            (and possibly Mr. Do’s Wild Ride as                                   as Zaxxon, Pengo, Buck Rogers:
            well), along with Ladybug, Snap Jack,                                 Planet of Zoom, Congo Bongo, Carni-
            and Cosmic Avenger.                                                   val, Turbo, Space Odyssey, Tac-
                                                                                  Scan, Space Fury, and more.

            Arcade’s Greatest Hits: The Mid-
            way Collection II.  Midway’s vaults                                   Arcade’s Greatest Hits: The Atari
            are lined with forgotten hits and cult                                Collection III.  By jumping from the
            classics.  They came real close to                                    era of Tempest and Missile Command
            releasing one with Gorf and Wizard of                                 straight into latter-day titles like Paper-
            Wor, but backed out at the last min-                                  boy and Gauntlet, Midway’s AGH se-
            ute.  Why not a compilation featuring                                 ries skipped a huge number of very
            those titles, along with Kickman, Domino      Kick Man          memorable Atari titles.  This collection would
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