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                                               systems, postal delivery, office e-  parents went on rides.
           Title: Joystick Nation: How         mail, and the Internet."  Ms. Herz is        There is also a discussion about
           Videogames Ate Our Quarters,        obviously a very busy woman.       Western and Eastern cultures
           Won Our Hearts, and Rewired Our          She begins at the birth of    where she tries to break down the
           Minds                               videogames when a Digital          primary differences between DC/
           Author:  J.C. Herz                  Equipment Corporation computer     Marvel comic art to Japanimation
           Publisher: Little, Brown and        landed on the doorsteps of MIT     art.  Although in the end she admits,
           Company. 230 pages. $23.95          and a bunch of students            "Of course, to kids playing Comix
                                               collaborated in their spare time to   Zone or Marvel Superheroes or
                                               program a game called "Space       Tekken 2, the distinction between
                  t would seem videogames      War." From there the book lays out   comic book and videogame or Asian
                  are marketed primarily to    a timetable                                       and Western is
                  males and whenever a         covering                                          completely
                  female shows interest,       almost                                            irrelevant.  The
                  every guy should stand,      everything              “You can't talk           only categories
                  take notice and wonder,      from the                                          they recognize are
           “What's this girl thinking about?”  In   legendary         about Asteriods,           ‘fun’ and ‘not fun’.”
           Joystick Nation, J.C. Herz          Atari 2600 to           Pac-Man and                    She leaves no
           describes how videogames played     today's                Space Invaders             stone unturned, as
           an important part in her childhood   revolutionary                                    there is even a
           and tells how “Videogames ate our   Nintendo 64.         before some link to          chapter on Boys
           quarters, won our hearts and        She then               Doom, Myst and             vs. Girls.  She
           rewired our minds.”                 follows up            Mortal Kombat is            plays Pop
                When first glancing at the     with a                                            Psychologist when
           pages, you'll immediately assume    chapter in                formed.”                she describes a
           that Joystick Nation is more of a   which she                                         woman’s response
           look back at video games of the     describes                                         to beating a level
           80’s rather than a history of the   gametypes                                         in the game Tetris,
           video game world.  Herz fondly      by their categories: Action,       “Yes! The Mess is vanishing!  I can
           remembers, "I was toggling a        Adventure, Fighting and so on.     make the Mess disappear!  It's not
           joystick before I learned to read,    She sees fit to include a few quick   about blowing things up.  It's about
           mastered Breakout stratagems        reviews on some of the various     cleaning things up.  Tetris speaks
           before memorizing the               games, "Batman Returns (a good     volumes about the difference
           multiplication table, conquered     Super NES and Sega game), Bram     between women and men vis a vis
           Asteroids before solving the        Stoker's Dracula (a bad SNES and   videogames."  She may be right.
           mystery of long division."  She     Sega game), Home Alone and         Remember Tetris 2?  If Tetris is for
           would definitely fit the profile of a   Home Alone 2 (awful), Hunt for   women then Tetris 2 is definitely for
           hardcore gamer.                     Red October (worse), Rambo 3,      men.  Use bombs to clean up the
                However, soon after, the book   The Last Action Hero, Hook,       mess!  To quote Tim Allen, "More
           begins an analysis of how           Robocop and the Rocketeer (ugh),   Power!"
           videogames relate to other media    Wayne's World (bogus)."                 There is, however, a disturbing
           and everyday life.  She observes,        The author tries to cover as   chapter on videogame porn where
           "Videogames are perfect training    many topics about gaming as she    she writes, "Not coincidentally, the
           for life in fin de siecle America,   can. She includes everything from   price and variety of plastic-sealed
           where daily existence demands the   the dark, gloomy pinball parlors of   videogame periodicals corresponds
               ability to parse sixteen kinds of   yesterday to the evolution of   to the shrink-wrapped magazines on
                   information being fired at   today's neon sign covered video   the other side of the newsstand, the
                   you simultaneously from     arcades.  It brought back memories   ones that artfully pose topless
                  telephones, television, fax   of how kids used to beg to be     nineteen-year-old covergirls.  It's
                 machines, pagers, personal    left at the video arcade at        curiously symmetrical: Nintendo
           digital assistants, voice messaging   Coney Island while their         Power, Game Pro, Flux, Playboy,





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