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                                                                 hen CBS's "Robinson Crusoe-by-way-of-Price is Right" game
                                                                 show, "Survivor," was about to air, I thought it was a great con-
                                                          cept for a show. And, not without a bit of humility, I thought I could easily
                                                          win.  After all, I'm a huge "Gilligan's Island" fan, so I already had compiled
                                                          a bit of useful survival knowledge, such as how to make a record player
                                                          out of a boat's steering wheel and how to build your own pedal-powered
                                                          bamboo Oldsmobile. Being able to Outlast, Outwit, and Outplay the other
                                                          contestants would be child's play.

                                                          One problem kept me from the million bucks: I wasn't a contestant.

                                                               However, to prove my mettle to myself, I decided to become the un-
                                                          known 14th contestant and play the game at home. I broke out my copy of
                                                          Starpath's Supercharger game "Survival Island" and prepared to parallel
                                                          the travails of the castaways. For those of you who have never played,
                                                          "Survival Island" is a multipart action-adventure for the Atari 2600. After a
                                                          shipwreck at sea, you must row your life raft to the beach of a desert is-
                                                          land, picking up supplies bobbing in the ocean. Upon reaching the island,
                                                          you must explore every mile of it, looking for a means of rescue. Luckily,
                                                          the game comes with a password system which allows you to pick up
                                                          where you left off.

                                                               To challenge myself, I decided to play only while the TV show was on.
                                                          My goal: To escape from my video game island before the end of the final
                                                          episode of "Survivor," airing in 13 weeks.

                                                          Here then are excerpts from my
                                                          weekly journal:


                                                                           Week 2eek 2
                                                                           WWeek 2
                                                                           Week 2
                                        WWeek 1
                                        Week 1
                                        Week 1eek 1
                                                                        Finally ar-
                                        Booted up the game for          rived on
                                        the first time and              the island!
                                        found myself in a               However,
                                        makeshift raft miles            had one
                                        from the shore of the           ration of
                                        island. A smoking vol-          water and
                                        cano is visible in the          no food
                                        distance. Furiously             when I arrived. Died of hunger before
                                        paddled to shore, pick-         I got three screens into the jungle.
                       ing up supplies all the way.                     Started over again to try to arrive bet-
                       Drowned twice, got eaten by a shark              ter equipped. Saw the TV castaways
                       twice, got shot by a submarine three             eat live grubs. I had a Spam sandwich
                       times. The folks on TV have an easier            for lunch. Drink deep from the irony
                       time of it. Both Pagong and Tagi tribes          well, folks. (I make no further journal
                       arrive and set up camp on the beach.             entries for fear of legal retaliation
                       I'll flounder in the ocean until next            from the good folks at Hormel, makers
                       week, I guess.                                   of fine luncheon products.)




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