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L                                                                      arcade games. Though the game
                   et's say you're a major toy
                                                                                   bore authentic side art that dis-
                   manufacturer named
                   Kenner.  Let's say it's late
                                                                                   played Q*Bert employing a colorful
                   1983, and your last big li-
                                                                                   said "OUCH" when Q*Bert was
            cense - a little summer flick called                                   metaphor, the score display simply
            "Return of the Jedi" - is now but a                                    quashed by Coily in the tabletop
            memory, with no sequels in sight.                                      version.
            TV is a barren wasteland of variety                                         All the industry insider predic-
            shows and programming that just                                        tions said that Q*Bert would be the
            doesn't lend itself to toys.                                           next Pac-Man.  All the elements
                 What do you do?  Why, you                                         seemed to be falling into place.
            hitch a ride aboard a multicolored                                     These companies were ready for
            disk carrying a little orange guy                                      Q*Bert to hop into their bank ac-
            with a big nose!  This guy's gonna                                     counts and start spewing cash -
            be a star!                                                             rather than mock profanity - from
                 Q*Bert was premiered by                                           that increasingly famous single
            Gottlieb in 1983 to a great deal of                                    nostril. (Pretty disturbing image,
            hype, and it wasn't without reason.                                    isn't it?)
            This intensely cute, easy-to-learn-                                         Sadly, all of these manufactur-
            but-hard-to-beat coin-op featured a                                    ers who gave up a hefty chunk of
            large cast of memorable, and thus   Slick (the little green bastard who   change for the license to make
            marketable, characters.  And the   goes around changing the colors of   Q*Bert products were caught off
            game was a success the moment it   your cubes).  Other figurines took a   guard by the great
                     hit the arcades.  Toy li-  little more artistic license, such as   videogame crash of
                       censes, among other     Q*Bert on a skateboard wearing a    Christmas '83 -
                       things, were a natural   walkman, Q*Bert with a baseball    pre-
                       evolution for           cap on his head (and a baseball     cisely
                       Q*Bert and his          lodged in his nose), and so forth.     when
                       qonglomeration of            Toy giant Kenner wasn't the    a lot
                       qo-stars.               only company to pony up some big    of
                            Kenner aimed for   bucks to peddle a guy who con-      these
                       both the boys' and      stantly says "@#$*@!" to kids.      toys and
                       girls' toy markets with   Q*Bert Colorforms sets, T-shirts,   other items ar-
            different variations on Q*Bert.  Ten-  pencil toppers, Frisbees (some of   rived in stores.
            inch and foot-tall plush versions of   which were modeled after the    Though the
            the great orange one, complete     game's colorful last-resort-escape   games didn't seem
            with squeaky noses (!), could be   disks), and other items were made   to lose their popular-
            found in toy stores, along with a   available.  And of course, there   ity, it became harder to sell items
            series of small, solid PVC figurines,   was the cartoon.               based on video game properties.
            and a wind-up "hopper."  The wind-       Parker Brothers snagged the   Indeed, the 1983/84 holiday sea-
            up “hopper” would bounce across    license for actual Q*Bert games     son was the last hurrah for toys
            your table—all that was missing    and quickly turned out very good    based on videogames until the
            was a pyramid of colorful cubes.         cartridges for the Atari 2600   heyday of Mario and Luigi a few
                 Some of the figu-                    and 5200, Intellivision,     years later.
            rines were based on                        ColecoVision, and even -         While Bally/Midway, Namco,
            characters and                              though it's astoundingly   and their licensees cleaned up on
            situations from                             rare - an Odyssey 2 ver-   Pac-Man paraphernalia at the be-
            the game - Q*Bert                           sion.  Parker Brothers     ginning of the video game boom,
            on a disk, Q*Bert                          also came up with a board   Q*Bert and his qohorts quickly be-
            in the clutches of                        game and an LED tabletop     came qasualties of the end of that
            Coily, and Q*Bert                        game in much the same         boom.  It's a shame, too, because
            standing next to                           style as Coleco's mini-     the follow-up game, Q*Bert's

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